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Madaraka

BALLER OF MADARAKA

By on 14/06/2018

My Dear Doris,

I saw a woman who barely had knees today and I thought about you! I thought about your round face. I thought about your white teeth. I thought about you massive, high wattage thighs my Doris. How they look like wild fire my Doris. Wild fire! I…


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love

DATING A KAREN GIRL

By on 01/03/2018

My Dear Doris,

Sometimes I will not be able to afford the things you want… But my heart will never run out of love to give you. Endless my love…. Endless!

About 10 years ago, I met and fell in love with Rita* (might not be her real name because here…


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Family

AUNTY SOPHIA

By on 10/02/2018

Dear Doris,

Baithewei Doris utajua haujuwi!!! Nilenge tu!

Aunty Sophia had the most annoying grunt! It was loud and violent! Her frame would shake with every one of those grunts. When she came to sleep over, she had to sleep in our room! What was more annoying than her violent grunt…


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Police Stories

PLAYING WITH SELF

By on 17/01/2018

My Lovely Doris,

I am writing to you not because I have missed you, even though I really have. I am writing to you not because I love you, even though this is true… I am writing to to you Doris, because my heart knows no other soul to whom…


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near death

KAMPALA BY BUS

By on 18/09/2017

My Dear Doris,

I dreamt about you last night. And the night before. You were in a mustard shirt in both dreams! I can’t remember the colour of pants you were wearing in both dreams! Actually, I am not too sure if you had pants! In the dreams, you just…


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barding tales Family

I AM NOT MY HAIR

By on 31/07/2017

My lovely Doris,

Is it too late? Has the time set for you and I to be together passed? Is this all for nothing? Are these thoughts of you that cloud my mind a waste? When I close my eyes, I see you… I see your skin… fair! I run…


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Alexander Muge near death

3 BACHELORS IN MADARAKA

By on 21/07/2017

My lovely Doris,

I  have exactly 15 minutes to write this… If I do not write it now, I fear, I would not be able to write it till next week… And you know how I am my love… I would not have you wait for my letter… I would…


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Travel

LET’S WIN THIS!

By on 23/06/2017

To My Dear Doris Family,

So Artcaffe, Turkish Airlines & Rickshaw Travels are running this competition that I got into. Winning this competition means I bag two business class tickets to Israel (I need one of those business class socialite pictures with legs all stretched out). Going to Israel means…

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