About Doris

553bd13268e525151e17019e9c1c17c6Doris is pretty! The prettiest actually.

She is round (padded), and her skin fair and bright! Nothing short of 100 watts! She is intelligent and funny! Her eyes shine like the sky… The white in her eyes; lightning! Her hair, dark and lustrous sit on her shoulders with the grace of a deer!

Her smile, well, sugar, spice and chaptis! Her laugh is loud and contagious!

Her teeth are set neatly in her mouth… White ivory embedded in perfect gums!

Her feet are tiny (number 5 to be exact) and her toes cute bubbles!

She smells like woman soap, and shampoo, and lotion and perfume… Clean!

Doris is perfect!

11 Comments
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    Eric waiganjo

    20/12/2011

    Hi, i’m eric, i have read most of your articles, they are really funny and captivating. I must admit i envy you, i try to write but it never seems to be as captivating as yours, may i ask whats your secret? Are there other writers blogs? If u can, please send me a link.

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    Catherine Kitty Muthoni

    15/06/2012

    I have to admit that this is, hands down, the funniest blog I’ve ever read, I will have to take a few days off work to read all your articles 🙂 and if you’re not sure if the girl you’re meeting won’t put sugarcane in her fruit salad, then the blind date isn’t worth it ;). Keep writing 🙂

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      mydeardoris

      15/06/2012

      HAHAHAHA! SUGARCANE??! ahahahah! I am just unlucky…

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    ontvangst thuis

    29/11/2012

    Nevrr mind, people always have there own thoughts

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    makagutu

    15/01/2013

    Please don’t break up lol, you may stop writing and that would be our loss

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    Kare

    27/04/2013

    I totally love this blog…it’s my best!! Keep it up!! 🙂

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    Brax

    31/08/2013

    nice on. Me like

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    Msoh

    30/01/2014

    Now why would Doris want to leave such a funny man!? is such life?

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