The Author

I cry every time I watch Kite Runner and The Boy In The Stripped Pyjamas.

You will realise that there are a looooot of typos here. They are deliberate! In a world where everyone is busy trying to make spellings and grammar right… I do the easier opposite 🙂 When I am going over my work before I post it, I do it do make more mistakes! It gets annoying I know – please get used to it 🙂

I really like Sauti Sol. I also like big women with extremely tiny feet (size 5 to be exact) white teeth and no knees!

Is here where I talk about the four children’s books I have written?

My love for Doris is INFINITE!

25 Comments
  1. Reply

    George

    06/12/2011

    It has fun reading your articles and they make my day

  2. Reply

    ynik

    26/03/2012

    nkt!!!! i hate you and love you at the same time yet i have read your blog 4 just 3 days!!!!!

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      mydeardoris

      26/03/2012

      why would you hate an innocent soul? hahaha!

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        ynik

        09/04/2012

        innocent!!!!!

  3. Reply

    ck

    31/05/2012

    aheri

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    LeAnne Peris

    24/04/2014

    Great work

  5. Reply

    Wavs

    14/05/2014

    I came across one of your articles today and I must say, this is my new drug!!(getting ready to get totally addicted).Am like a child in a candy shop..Nay, toy shop. Confused, excited, overstimulated, giddy with joy. So Am just gonna begin with all the naughty looking articles and then pick it from there.

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    Wangui

    19/05/2014

    inspired by yr blog

  7. Reply

    calvow

    20/05/2014

    looool kudos arungaian

  8. Reply

    Eva

    31/07/2014

    Just discovered your blog.almost feel like Doris..

  9. Reply

    belinda

    01/10/2014

    You make me laugh!! I hate the typos but over a year ago I made my peace with it….I’d rather laugh than be a Grammar Nazi 🙂

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      mydeardoris

      01/10/2014

      Heheheee. I apologise for the typos. It has been my style so the letters feel more real.

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    awinomagawa

    04/11/2014

    Ian the world needs to read stuff from you only,nothing else #nihayotukwasasa

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      awinomagawa

      04/11/2014

      yeah and “Nothing else” means “sina mengi ya kusema”

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    lavinia

    25/11/2014

    Rib cracking ,funny ,wewe ni ule mzii ,the badest….thihihi.are school books for real ,j

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    Maryxoxo

    18/01/2015

    Entertaining, Funny, Amusing, Interesting, Enlightening, Not boring……these are the adjectives that i would to describe you!!!!!!! Keep doing what u r doing!!!! You always make my day!!!! 🙂

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    Njoki

    06/02/2015

    So i discovered your blog last year and read all through it, then work happened and I forgot it. Then yesterday I came across the “middle finger” post. No, I shall not be making the same (forgetting) mistake again. Right now am settling down to read through all those I have missed. Other than Biko, no one else cracks me up so. So thank you!
    Also, i live your neighborhood, so each time I am picking a choma sausage for hubby, I will be the lady peering around hoping to catch a glimpse of Doris’s stalker. Hmm, i wonder if that makes me a stalker…?

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    vinnie

    06/03/2015

    making good use of satire. another Wahome Mutahi in the making. How is Doris?

  15. Reply

    Nancy

    12/03/2015

    You write well 🙂

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      mydeardoris

      12/03/2015

      Thank you Nancy.

  16. Reply

    ann

    09/06/2015

    Wow! Love love your writing. I fell upon it today or rather it fell upon my eyes…..and I am hooked. Very entertaining, catchy and funny read. Keep it up.

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      ann

      09/06/2015

      Thnx for making my day go by quicker and no one can erase the smile on my face today. Been lol all day. Kudos!

  17. Reply

    Aseka Ongachi

    02/04/2016

    I knew about your blog from http://www.potentash.com and wala! im addicted, how is Doris? Lol

  18. Reply

    E.V.E

    26/05/2016

    Yeei this has never failed to make my day kudos

  19. Reply

    shazza

    20/06/2017

    YOU’RE MY ABSOLUTE FAVE!!

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